Do you like taxes, smog, and high costs of living? No? Well neither do we. This humorous jab at the former residents of the United States' most fled-from state tells them to stop exporting the things that made them want to leave in the first place, and get back there! Warning: may cause passive-aggressive looks, scoffs, and a feeling of your own superiority. Each order includes 2 stickers, so you can give one to a sympathetic friend, as needed.